The tale of Barista

March 10, 2007
Time: 8 PM approx
Scene Actors: Khatiya, khainchu, jhango and me
Context: All four passing by the barrista after having a dinner.

So, the story starts......
After having the first flush and the biryanis Khatiya and I were as usual fighting over how fattu we were in terms of girls .... the debate on who among us was a bigger loser and then ........................
Suddenly, we see a girl in barrista in white dress. For the first time after a long long time, I liked someone and felt like putting a fight and guess what I was given lots of incentives for that too. Jhango and co. put a bet that if I say hello and sit besides her, they will give me Rs 500. Btw I still think sitting and talking and knowing her was a bigger incentive [:P]
There began an eternal struggle of a fattu man trying to take a giant leap. I jumped up and down, moved to and fro, had few scoops of ice-creams and what not, to help me make that leap. Still I could not do it ... I felt stupid and defeated. Khatiya was ready to do it and had it not been for the phone call that she got, Rs 500 was totally his. Btw the repercussions could have been worse too as with in 5 minutes her BF comes straight to the barista.
So, at this stage I have two basic questions:
1. Mera number kab aayega ?
2. Main fattu se stud kab banoonga :)) ?

Everyone wish me good luck and some confidence :(